I was going to make a citizens arrest on this guy who stole my identity. I sat outside of his house in my car. I even bought zip ties for hand cuffs but it was so boooooorrring.

Alright! Lets pre-party for IGGY POP!! I brought over some Chardonnay Juice Boxes!

In response to seeing this blog.

You are such an idiot...no one is going to read that. I'm suppose to be a serious ladies man.

Summary

Simply put this blog is a list of quotes from my friend Isaac. I will list a few to get us started:

This new hair gel is working out greeeeaaaatt

Middle of Kindergarten Cop:

When did he go from being a teacher to becoming a cop?

Girl with the Dragon Tattoo:

So this girl can hack into any computer and move billions of dollars around between accounts buuut she still has to blow her parole officer for her monthly allowance?

I have all these shitty annoying messages on my phone…listen to this:

“Let’s Skype later, maybe around 8 or 9? Love – Mom

I’ve got this new girlfriend but she’s so ugly. She’s a 6 at best and she’ll probably cheat on me.

Hey guys I brought over some beer! You like bud light lime?