You DO NOT want to come to this party...It's three asian couples sitting around listening to classical music.

Dude I don't have my ID! But its cool I brought my roommates. (Isaac is 31 years old)

I've got the best idea. We find out when and where these LA Speed dating events are going on and show up afterwards! Dave get online and see where the next one is!

After 30 minutes of talking...

I can't understand anything this Mongolian is saying.

I was going to make a citizens arrest on this guy who stole my identity. I sat outside of his house in my car. I even bought zip ties for hand cuffs but it was so boooooorrring.

Alright! Lets pre-party for IGGY POP!! I brought over some Chardonnay Juice Boxes!

In response to seeing this blog.

You are such an idiot...no one is going to read that. I'm suppose to be a serious ladies man.

Summary

Simply put this blog is a list of quotes from my friend Isaac. I will list a few to get us started:

This new hair gel is working out greeeeaaaatt

Middle of Kindergarten Cop:

When did he go from being a teacher to becoming a cop?

Girl with the Dragon Tattoo:

So this girl can hack into any computer and move billions of dollars around between accounts buuut she still has to blow her parole officer for her monthly allowance?

I have all these shitty annoying messages on my phone…listen to this:

“Let’s Skype later, maybe around 8 or 9? Love – Mom

I’ve got this new girlfriend but she’s so ugly. She’s a 6 at best and she’ll probably cheat on me.

Hey guys I brought over some beer! You like bud light lime?